by Jonathan Reisman
Editor’s note: DEI refers to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. - SCD
The cold snap (February made me shiver) and our next President’s ongoing efforts to vaccinate Florida from the woke virus inspired me (with apologies to Don McLean).
Long, long time ago, I can still remember
How diversity used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those divas dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every lecture I'd deliver